January 2011
Church Guilt
Mom: So you didn’t go to church today?
Me: Well I woke up, but then I fell back asleep.
Mom: Did Jesus ever go back to sleep?
Me: He probably did when He ascended into Heaven to rest.
Mom: Yes, from dying for your sins, just sayin.
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As much as I love Amélie, and as cute as that last picture I posted is, she is really difficult sometimes. I used to love staying home and being a mom before I had her. Now I kind of don’t…….I feel so guilty, but most days I wish it was just me and Indiana.
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ListenOh, my Love, Don’t you even know?
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Amélie dancing and cracking up
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commit this to memory.: Let's talk about... →
timweiskopf: lady88: First off, anyone who is shocked at their announcement that they don’t support gays or gay marriage has been living in a ‘freakin hole of fast food denial. Come on now people open your eyes. Now I understand that some of you think Chick-fil-A is just a little piece of fast food… Don’t you think that is a super biased article? Is not supporting gay marriage the...
Jan 27th
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“The Ethics of Abortion” by Gordon H. Clark →
I don’t know which is my favorite part: “Another argument which abortionists use to defend their murder of innocent infants is that the government must not base its legislation on religious principles. Legislation should always be based on irreligious principles. No doubt you have all heard that the government should never enforce morality.” or   “So far as I can see,...
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I can't believe I am going to make this public...
  As things get easier and life becomes more full of joy with my two little ones…..I think in a few years I will definatly be wanting another :)
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As a preface, my dream was in no way accurate to...
   I had a dream last night that Darth Vadar was attacking the world and had a space ship that could rip off peoples roofs and laser them one by one, there were only a few people left alive. I was traveling around with the Jedi trying to destroy him. I was like Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I could creat fire balls in my hands and use them to destroy enemy ships. I also cast spells and...
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I love that after 3 years of marriage I can still talk to my husband on the phone during his 20 minute drive home from Catonsville and the conversation is never dull. I even laugh out loud, and can’t wait for him to get home so our conversation can continue in bed. 
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Sex and the City is my guilty pleasure.
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Indiana showing us his “tricks”.
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Furries
Mom: What do you call people who dress up like stuffed animals and have sex?
Me: What?
Mom: Ah nvm they are furries or plushies and yiffing and scritching is what they do
ASHLIEGH!!! THIS MADE ME THINK OF YOU. I ALMOST POSTED THIS ON YOUR FACEBOOK BUT I DIDN'T WANT JOHNNY'S COUSIN TO SEE IT.
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Just saw Black Swan
Are you a White Swan or a Black Swan?
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